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Your privacy is important, that's why Bad Mucking Fastard Productions is not going to give your personal information out to anybody, for any reason (with the obvious exception being your address to whomever delivers your purchase). Your information will not be stored on any of our servers, or anywhere that could be potentially accessed by any unauthorised persons.

This is our guarantee and it's protected not only by law, but also by THE BOOTS OF THE FASTARD™. If anyone ever gets your personal information from us, the head Fastard himself will dedicate himself to hunting the person down and place his large booted toe so far up the posterior of the perpetrator that they'll be spitting out shoelace for weeks.