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Your privacy is important, that's why BMF will never give your name, or contact information to anybody, for any reason, ever (except, maybe to the Postal or Courier Service ... but only if they ask nicely).

Right now, all over the world really famous people might be in the possession of BMF merchandise, and yet you're not gonna see their names here. They might be saying stuff like "This is the greatest sample library ever, please let me change my name to reflect my new role as a worshipper of Bad Mucking Fastard,"

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